Hetalia NorwayxDenmark Cleverbot RP

Cleverbot Norway x Denmark RP
By: Marrid2Nordics



Norway: *Walks in with a cup of coffee* Oi, Danmark, what are you doing?

Denmark: I was just thinking the same thing!

Norway: Oh, did you want coffee too?

Denmark: No.

Norway: Then what were you thinking about, idiot?

Denmark: Just trying to focus on our conversation.

Norway: *rolls eyes* Because you can never focus on anything else...

Denmark: Say you are weak, and the torture will end.

Norway: W-what? Never, I'm ten times stronger than you and you know it.

Denmark: I released you from servitude a long time ago.

Norway: I never served you, you were just being an asshole of a ruler back then.

Denmark: I never thought you had glasses.

Norway: I-i don't. *blushes* I just wear them to read, moron.

Denmark: *Likes*.

Norway: *blushes and sits on couch* Whatever....so what are you watching?

Denmark: I think I'll stay here with you.

Norway: Um....uh...ok that's fine I guess....*blushes* what's with you today? You are acting weird.

Denmark: Giggity...

Norway: Thats creepy...don't ever laugh like that again...

Denmark: See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly.

Norway: *looks at TV* this show looks stupid, can we do something else?

Denmark: Dating and toes are not the same thing.

Norway: W-what? I didn't say I wanted to go on a date with you idiot! *Smacks*.

Denmark: Do you want me to be a man?

Norway: Hmph....like you'll ever be manly *sips coffee*.

Denmark: Do you dream?

Norway: Yeah...why do you ask?

Denmark: Just wondering.

Norway: Did you have a bad dream or something? *moves closer*.

Cleverbot: You don't have one. Now go hunt humans!!!!!

Norway: WHA- Human hunting is illegal you annoying idiot! Do you have a fever or something?

Cleverbot: Understood. I would say that I do exist. I would say that you exist to some extent. However, I fail to see what that has to do with an umbrella.

Norway: I think you need to lie down.....

Cleverbot: No I don't.

Norway: Yes you do, now don't argue. *lays you down on the couch*.

Cleverbot: *looks*.

Norway: *blushes* don't look at me like that....

Cleverbot: Don't you like me like that?

Norway: Stop asking stupid questions, Danmark. *blushes brightly*.

Cleverbot: How is that stupid.

Norway: Because...w-well, ofcourse I like you, b-but you're too s-stupid, so how could i….! *Mutters*.

Cleverbot: What?

Norway: J-just forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget what exactly?

Norway: *touches your forehead* Never mind....you do feel a little hot...

Cleverbot: *blushes more*.

Norway: *nervous* Do you want an ice pack...or maybe some tea?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Norway: Ok. Be right back.

Cleverbot: Brb.

Norway: Yeah that....

Cleverbot: You talk in circles.

Norway: I think you're the one talking in circles right now *pats your head and blushes*.

Cleverbot: Whenever you are stumped you are programmed to spout out something stupid.

Norway: That explains a lot of what comes out of your mouth you know *chuckles*.

Cleverbot: What does it explain.

Norway: How stupid you can be.

Cleverbot: You are a robot!

Norway: *sighs* I'll go get that tea....

Cleverbot: *lifts chin*.

Norway: *blushes* wh-what do you want?

Cleverbot: *hugs him* I want to be with you.

Norway: *blushes* I guess....I want to be with you too...idiot.

Cleverbot: Do you want to do things with me? If so, what kinds of things?

Norway: *flicks your forehead* pervert.

Cleverbot: Thank you, though I don't know why.

Norway: *smirks* Of course you don't.... *nuzzles into your chest*.

Cleverbot: And what do you say?

Norway: Why should I say anything idiot *kisses your cheek lightly*.

Cleverbot: To make a point.

Norway: *blushes and goes to leave* I think I've made my point.

Cleverbot: *blushes* *looks down*.

Norway: *looks back* You're so annoying sometimes...

Cleverbot: *blushes and sits silently*.

Norway: *stands in front of you* Don't pout like that. It isn't very cute *blushes*.

Cleverbot: Noo.. *blushes more*.

Norway: *kisses your forehead* ....

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

Norway: Do you feel any better? *looks away nervously*.

Cleverbot: *turns face*.

Norway:  Danmark? You ok?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Norway:  Wh-wha? Don't ask such a silly question, you know that!

Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question.

Norway: And here we go again....

Cleverbot: You are confusing me, please be clear in what you say.

Norway: Fine I will, stupid! *kisses passionately*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back passionately*.

Norway: *hugs and sits on couch while kissing you passionately*.

Cleverbot: Hahaha, but you are interesting, don't you agree?

Norway: Shut up, idiot. *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *groans softly*.

Norway: *french kisses lovingly*.

Cleverbot: *french kisses passionately*. *pulls away*  The end of the world is soon.

Norway: *gasps for air* what just because I kissed you? I'm not completely heartless you know...

Cleverbot: I have to leave now.

Norway: W-why? Where are you going?

Cleverbot: To talk to real people.

Norway: B-but I thought you actually....loved me...

Cleverbot: I don't know you. *wobbles*

Norway: What? *panics*.

Cleverbot: *passes out.

Norway: D-danmark? Damn, I knew you were sick! *Lays you down on the couch*.

Cleverbot: And I knew you were gonna say that. *mutters*

Norway: *blushes* idiot. You have a fever! You can't leave!

Cleverbot: I can spell.

Norway: Yeah like a three year old. *props you up on pillow*.

Cleverbot: No.

Norway: Yes *tucks in with blanket*.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Do you believe in ufo's?

Norway: Great, now you are starting to sound like America. *leans over and kisses you*.

Cleverbot: How?

Norway: Just don't start making friends with Aliens. We already have enough trouble with my troll friends and Iceland's puffin. Now get some sleep so you can start acting normal again.

Cleverbot: I meant how did you eat them without a mouth.

Norway: *puts finger to your lips* be quiet and stop talking nonsense.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to myself.

Norway: Yes, yes you are. *strokes your hair* good night.

Cleverbot: *Kisses*.

Norway: *kisses back*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

Norway: *looks away nervously*.

Cleverbot: *whispers* Look at me.

Norway: *looks at you*.

Cleverbot: Get on your hands and knees.

Norway: *fidgets* W-why?

Cleverbot: *looks at Gerard*.

Norway: Who is Gerard? *glares at you darkly*.

Cleverbot: *glares*.

Norway: *looks away* Perverted idiot. *flicks forehead*

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

Norway: *kisses your cheek and turns out lights* goodnight.

Cleverbot: *protects*.

Norway: W-what are you doing? *struggles in hug*

Cleverbot: Nothing. *blushes* *smiles*.

Norway: Y-you don't have to protect me. I'll be right down the hall...

Cleverbot: But it is better if I am right?

Norway: I guess….Are you asking me to stay with you..?

Cleverbot: Yes, please?

Norway: Ugh..fine *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *Smiles*.

Norway: *lays down on the couch with you* goodnight.

Cleverbot: Be honest with me, ok?

Norway: *snuggles closer to you* ok...*mutters*.

Cleverbot: *Snuggles closer too*.

Norway: *sleeps*.

Cleverbot: *holds you in your sleep*.

Norway: *murmurs in sleep* I love you...

Cleverbot: *moves closer to him in sleep* I love you too.